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Crime writing has been a staple in the American literary world for nearly two centuries. It's one of the most traditional American literary genres.

At tontoandfriends.com, we're proud to continue that American tradition of great crime writing with our own unique twist!

For example, at tontoandfriends.com we see the mime and the criminal as one and the same (mainly because we don't want Linus to remove our organs).

Enough blathering, take a look at some of our greatest pieces in the crime genre!

Mimes of the Month:

August 2008 Mime of the Month - Lee Murray - The first professional fighter selected!!!
by Linus, the Angry Mime

July 2008 Mime of the Month - Ted Nugent - We select the controversial rocker!!!
by Linus, the Angry Mime

May 2008 Mime of the Month - Udo Kier - What a strange dude!!!
by Linus, the Angry Mime

April 2008 Mime of the Month - Gary Busey - Maybe the best choice ever!!!
by Linus, the Angry Mime

And a sampling of other high class crime writing:

Crime IS a Laughing Matter - Using Outdated Laws and Stereotypes for Profit - Is there any other use?!! (probably "Yes" but whatever...)
by Linus, the Angry Mime

Crime IS a Laughing Matter - Don't Be Like O.J. - Seriously, fucking don't be!!!
by Linus, the Angry Mime

Crime IS a Laughing Matter - Extortion 101 - Class is in session!!!
by Linus, the Angry Mime

Crime IS a Laughing Matter - Death Threats - Ummm, just remember that this is a Humor/Parody/Satire Page, OK?!!
by Linus, the Angry Mime

Crime IS a Laughing Matter - Check Fraud - When cash isn't enough!!!
by Linus, the Angry Mime

Crime IS a Laughing Matter - The Glouchester HS Pact - Let's hope not all the children are the future!!!
by Linus, the Angry Mime

Crime IS a Laughing Matter - How to Use Phobias to Bully - Exploit!!! Exploit!!! Exploit!!!
by Linus, the Angry Mime

Crime IS a Laughing Matter - Stay Alive in the Witness Protection Program - Aspiring mobsters click here!!!
by Linus, the Angry Mime

Crime IS a Laughing Matter - Using Poetry to Kick Ass - I rhyme, therefore I crime!!!
by Linus, the Angry Mime

Crime IS a Laughing Matter - Keeping the "Fun" in Funeral - Have a laugh!!!
by Linus, the Angry Mime

Crime IS a Laughing Matter - Childhood Games That Teach you to Lie, Cheat, and Steal - Lessons for all ages!!!
by Linus, the Angry Mime

Crime IS a Laughing Matter - Bootlegging - Make your own booze!!!
by Linus, the Angry Mime

Crime IS a Laughing Matter - Steal From Girl Scouts - Fuck their cookies!!!
by Linus, the Angry Mime

Notable Mime and Fun Loving Criminals - A Black History Month Tribute?!!
by Linus, the Angry Mime

Bob Dylan's Crime Against Humanity - Like a rolling felon...
by Linus, the Angry Mime

The Thriving Job Market in Tijuana - Only criminals need apply!!!
by Slocomb Jones

Ripped Off by Patrick Swayze - One mime's horror story!!!
by Linus, the Angry Mime (surprised?!)

Which Presidential Candidates Have the Most Potential to be Criminals - A look at the facts!!!
by Linus, the Angry Mime

Fun Ways to Screw Up the Environment - Time for some green crime!!!
by Linus, the Angry Mime

Even Prisoners Need Love - Ways to reach out to scumbags!!!
by The Schmooz

The Joys of House Arrest - Find some fun when you have time on your hands!!!
by Linus, the Angry Mime

How to Use History For Fun and Profit, Native American Style - Class is in session!!!
by Linus, the Angry Mime

Ways to Make Death Knock on Someone Else's Door - Survival of the fittest (or most dopped up)!!!
by Stephany Ericson

How to Exploit the Dead and Profit - Cashing in while others mourn!!!
by Linus, the Angry Mime

Halloween Pranks for the Dedicated - Only professionals need apply!!!
by Linus, the Angry Mime

How to Destroy a Clown - Knowledge to know!!!
by Linus, the Angry Mime

Prominent Men and Women Who Used Animals for Profit - Not just that Vick fella!!!
by Linus, the Angry Mime

Quick and Easy Funny Weapons - lol so funny it hurts!!!
by Linus, the Angry Mime