Plus, scroll down below for our collection of other film & movie related articles.
Casino Royale (2006) - 2.5 stars
Next time, let Bond kill the bad guy, will ya?
The Dark Knight (2008) - 4.5 stars
Crazy people make things interesting.
Family Guy: Live in Vegas (2005) - .5 star*
Tonto says it's the worst ever.
Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! (1965) - 5 stars
Deathproof sucks.
Hancock (2008) - 2 stars
So much potential... wasted.
The Happening (2008) - 1 star
Insert "Happening" joke here.
I.O.U.S.A. (2008) - 2.5 stars
I get your point...
The Incredible Hulk (2008) - 2 stars
Lots of stuff breaks. Yawn.
Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull (2008) - 2 stars
Old guys shouldn't make young people movies.
Killer's Kiss (1955) - 2 stars
Come for the noir, stay for the Kubrick.
Smart People (2008) - 2 stars
Stupid. Stupid. Stupid.
The Strangers (2008) 2 stars
Pretty familiar actually.
*assumed rating
And now for some other random rantings and ravings on film, movies, television, and all things visually entertaining.
My Ultimate Horror Film Gang - Three chicks you want having your back, trust me!
by Linus, the Angry Mime
The Worst Fight Scenes Ever - Some real stinkers here!
by Vans McCoy
Celebrities and Their Sex Tapes - a [SFW] expose!
by The Schmooz
Iron Man Will Suck & You Know It - A Preview of Iron Man!
by Linus, The Angry Mime
JFK vs. Nixon - What Really Happened at the 1960 TV Debate - What happened when the camera turned off!
by Bustamante
Where Are They Now: The Brady Bunch - Where'd they all go?!
by Matthew McLaughlin
The Worst Action Movie Stars Ever - Are you ready for the crap?!
by Vans McCoy
Ripped Off By Patrick Swayze - What a dick!
by Linus, The Angry Mime
The Best Cold War Films of All-Time - USA vs. Russia has never been so fun!
by Vans McCoy
What TV Will Look Like With No Writers - A collection of bold predictions!
by Bustamante
Sneak Peek at Stallone's New Films - Cobra II, anyone?!
by Vans McCoy
The Biggest Mismatches in Recent Film History - Some fights just ain't fair!
by Tonto Balboa
A Film Career: Why Fred Thompson Won't Be President - Spot on with this one!
by Bustamante
109 Movies That Haven't Been Made... Yet - C'mon, play along!
by TontoandFriends.com staff
Why Marcel Marceau Was a Dick - eh, OK... we'll put this in movies!
by Linus, the Angry Mime
Eight Movies That Were Better When I Was A Kid" - A sad look at old film!
by Vans McCoy
What 80s Cartoon Were Supposed to Look Like - From Smurfs to GI Joe!
by Bustamante
Eight Comedian Types That MUST be Done Away With - We're serious here!
by Tonto Balboa
Illegal Immigration + Summer Reruns = Great Reality TV - The math doesn't lie!
by Tonto Balboa
Sometimes Hotel Porno Just Ain't Worth It - Is it ever?!
by Tonto Balboa
Missed Opportunity: My Blown Shot at Bumfights - Our staff writer almost gets in!
by Slocomb Jones
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