Since the inception of tontoandfriends.com, we've been connected to the political process moreso than just about any other website out there right now.
Our staff has been there at the ground floor with their hands on the proverbial pulse of the American... strike that, the global poltical scene.
We treat politics and politicians with the respect the deserve: like the 47th clown who couldn't fit into the VW Bug - A complete and total failure who doesn't fool anyone with their schtick.
Anyhow... check out our enormous collection of humorous political writings:
The Slocomb Jone Interview: Sen. Barack Obama - Some serious talk about spare change! by Slocomb Jones
The Slocomb Jones Interview: Sen. John McCain - A sit down in the Straight Talk Express! by Slocomb Jones
Hey! US Government! I Need a Bailout Too - Tonto pleads his case!!! by Tonto Balboa
New Baseball Metaphors for Sarah Palin - 'Cuz there's so much more than "home run!!!" by Bustamante
The Upcoming Scandals of Republican VP Sarah Palin - Mind blowing shit!!! by Bustamante
Fun Ways to Survive the Gas Crisis - Enjoy while others stress! by Linus, The Angry Mime
Why Obama Should Make ME His Running Mate - A passionate plea! by Linus, The Angry Mime
Why California Should Allow Gays to Marry - History will prove The Schmooz right! by The Schmooz
Political Parties That Put The 'Party' Back in Politics - We came to politic... and ROCK! by Bustamante
Funny Moments with Presidents and Religous Leaders - 100% truth inside! by Bustamante
Fun Upcomming Political Scandals - What's wrong with YOUR candidate?! by Bustamante
Things to Cherish Prior to the Big KA-BOOM!!! - The definitive list! by Stephany Ericson
First Attempt at Political Censorship EVER!!! - What a dick! by Bustamante
Advice to Lynndie England - Listen up, Lady!!! by Linus, the Angry Mime
JFK vs. Nixon at the 1960 Debate - A TV transcript of a commercial break!!! by Bustamante
What Was Really Shot Down on that Sattelite - Some crazy truth here! by Bustamante
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