Tuesday, May 1, 2007

Political Article Archives - Tontoandfriends.com

Since the inception of tontoandfriends.com, we've been connected to the political process moreso than just about any other website out there right now.

Our staff has been there at the ground floor with their hands on the proverbial pulse of the American... strike that, the global poltical scene.

We treat politics and politicians with the respect the deserve: like the 47th clown who couldn't fit into the VW Bug - A complete and total failure who doesn't fool anyone with their schtick.

Anyhow... check out our enormous collection of humorous political writings:

The Slocomb Jone Interview: Sen. Barack Obama - Some serious talk about spare change!
by Slocomb Jones

The Slocomb Jones Interview: Sen. John McCain - A sit down in the Straight Talk Express!
by Slocomb Jones

Hey! US Government! I Need a Bailout Too - Tonto pleads his case!!!
by Tonto Balboa

New Baseball Metaphors for Sarah Palin - 'Cuz there's so much more than "home run!!!"
by Bustamante

The Upcoming Scandals of Republican VP Sarah Palin - Mind blowing shit!!!
by Bustamante

Fun Ways to Survive the Gas Crisis - Enjoy while others stress!
by Linus, The Angry Mime

Why Obama Should Make ME His Running Mate - A passionate plea!
by Linus, The Angry Mime

Why California Should Allow Gays to Marry - History will prove The Schmooz right!
by The Schmooz

Political Parties That Put The 'Party' Back in Politics - We came to politic... and ROCK!
by Bustamante

Funny Moments with Presidents and Religous Leaders - 100% truth inside!
by Bustamante

Fun Upcomming Political Scandals - What's wrong with YOUR candidate?!
by Bustamante

Things to Cherish Prior to the Big KA-BOOM!!! - The definitive list!
by Stephany Ericson

First Attempt at Political Censorship EVER!!! - What a dick!
by Bustamante

Advice to Lynndie England - Listen up, Lady!!!
by Linus, the Angry Mime

JFK vs. Nixon at the 1960 Debate - A TV transcript of a commercial break!!!
by Bustamante

What Was Really Shot Down on that Sattelite - Some crazy truth here!
by Bustamante