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This yea I was round th blobe wit the sportzz coplmes no COILUMS taht Tanot wantd mme 2 right. I been 2 london…seen 7 wonders I nno to tirp is just to far….Too far? Leeemmee tell you awht is tooo friencckn far dearr reeeedres. CHINA…..CHINA to far..er TOOF faar. Theey hfa the wicked blue haapees thothg. Ym. I wrrrite awedmes wen I’m on th e ahnppee train.
It beessss
Ball seaoneno wno playofffss ctuly. I ws thnkg u readsr would like to play a gme…eince none of ou are gud enothh to be pro bal lplersy-lol or MIMessss lolllllzz R ther PRO Minees Lniiiuss? Of courssee here are. Jus tneeed blck surt, whte muk up AND A tip[ jjar. Ha aha ahahahhhhhhh
Jon Papplebon-CYCLOPS- doofus has ONE eey
John Laceyk-Taky Laky waky tabaccky
Eric aybar-you bar we bar we all bar 4 aybar
Oh..and noww th weurd association game.4 got 2 tel lyou. Baseballlpalyoffs stiyel
I wacsn in chain! I spkee to Miky Phellllsps-nmow I’m doinb tis shhhiiity game.
My car ear ssuxors
Torii Hunte-thre is n o “I intEAM…but hrthe are 2 ni his neam. Do t dot.
Chone fignewton- mow my lhone chone
Kevin ukilsis- Millaar was a genius
Pedroia- Pedroia pedroia, fee fi fo foyah..bobanna wanna pedroia michelle tafoya. Wait who? Oh th migdte.
John Lester-bastard
Teixeira- wheere is Vanna white jst now?
Garret-Cyclops ‘07
Big Daddy Vladdy- 1st to 3rd out like a trud.
Big Pappi- Misses Samson
Mike Lowell-too much facial hair primping to be a real menacing ball player
Varitek- in Hungarian means “shave my back, again”
Jacoby&Myers Ellsbury- “can I borrow someone’s 1st name?”
My pills have worn off. This game is stupid. Thanks for the suggestion Vans. I’m taking another handful as we speak video boy.
Did anyone in the sports fan world notice how yesterday was not a good day to try and put a STOP sign on a baseball player from the Dominican Republic?
Former Met’s Pitcher Ambiorix Burgos failed to see the 3rd base coach signal “STOP” in the Dominican…Burgos slammed his SUV into 2 women. They later died.
Vladdy’s bad baserunning only killed a rally.
In other news…the Browns are now the best professional football team in Ohio. Bet the,oh dear..my pills are kicking back in…goody. Any way…as I was shaying DA BRAUNWS are the bets preefisihonal team in foto ball. In ohio anyway. I did my grown up in Oiooh. My field ohockey tecm coud beat the Bronsw. My baallte clacscc could beat thee Bngls-
Oh yeah…Go Cavs.
Oh linussssss….i’m naakeeeddd fo r uuuu
- Stephany Ericson is an award winning author of children’s books such as “You Beat That on Expert?”, “Momma Don’t Dance and Daddy is a Mime” and “Artist Schmartist GO GET A JOB!”) Raised in Pacoima, Ohio by loving grandparents, educated in the Arab Emirates, and employed for 17 years by Art’s Pastry Shack she brings to her readers sugar coated, heart warming stories of redemption all wrapped in a non-traditional Burqua.
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4 comments:
Sometimes I worry about Stephany... she tells me she's OK though.
Sometimes I worry about Tonto...
but then I realize he can probably match her STD for STD.
And I realize that I just don't care...
You know, Linus, for someone who doesn't talk you sure got a big stinking mounth.
You can't judge someone based on the one worst thing they've done in their life... otherwise you'd be known as the guy who... I don't know probably did something they regret!
SHUT UP!
ahh - Tonto...
The Palin to my Biden!
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